Cannibals at work

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Recently, a large corporation hired several
cannibals to increase their diversity.

“You are all part of our team now,” said the
Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.
“You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t
eat any employees.”
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked,
“You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with
your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the
whole company’s performance. However, one of our
secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what
happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads, “No.”
After the boss had left, the leader of the
cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you
idiots ate the secretary?” A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool!” the leader continued. “For four
weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed
anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone
who actually does something!”

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