The Jester Strikes Hacker Takes Aim At Nations Helping Snowden

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From: http://securityphresh.com/security-news.php?sp_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topix.com%2Ftech%2Fcomputer-security%2F2013%2F07%2Fthe-jester-strikes-hacker-takes-aim-at-nations-helping-snowden%3Ffromrss%3D1

The Jester, who specializes in taking down anti-American websites, says hell go after any country that helps NSA leaker Edward Snowden.

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David vs. Goliath: How Customers Can Stick it to Big Banks

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As the victims of sudden interest rate hikes, strict enforcement of overdraft fees, due date roulette, reduced credit limits and universal default, bank customers are mad as hell and they aren’t gonna take it anymore. In anticipation of credit card reform, here’s how they striking back.


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The Marine

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MARINES are always taught:

1) Keep your priorities in order and

2) Know when to act without hesitation.
—-
A MARINE was attending some college courses
between assignments.

He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an
avowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the
class when he came in, looked
to the ceiling, and flatly stated, “God, if
you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give
you exactly 15 minutes.”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a
pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I
am God. I’m still
waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when
the MARINE got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off
the platform. The professor was out cold. The
MARINE went back to his
seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned
and sat there looking on in
silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably
shaken, looked at the
MARINE and asked, “What the hell is the matter
with you? Why did you do
that?”

The MARINE calmly replied, “God was too busy
today taking care of
America’s soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid shit and
act like an asshole. So He sent me

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Who's in Heaven?

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I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
By the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp–
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics, the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.
She, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, “What’s the deal?
I would love to hear your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here?
God must’ve made a mistake.
And why’s everyone so quiet,
So somber? Give me a clue.”

“Hush child,” said He. “They’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d see you!”

JUDGE NOT!

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